My dignity and good television - they'll never meet.

Quote by Adam Savage

The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think...

The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think...

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

This is the point in the show where we say, Oh, what else do we...

This is the point in the show where we say, Oh, what else do we...

That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me...

That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me...

Failure is always an option.

Failure is always an option.

Jamie doesn't like to do anything hastily, and I like to do everything incredibly hastily....

Jamie doesn't like to do anything hastily, and I like to do everything incredibly hastily....

Firemen have the coolest toys ever!

Firemen have the coolest toys ever!

We're not leaving here without Buster, man. Leave no crash-test dummy behind!

We're not leaving here without Buster, man. Leave no crash-test dummy behind!

I reject your reality and substitute it for my own.

I reject your reality and substitute it for my own.

There is no dignity in television.

There is no dignity in television.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

That was cool and that sucked all at the same time.

That was cool and that sucked all at the same time.

Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a...

Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a...

Isn't television glamourous?

Isn't television glamourous?

That was excellent! I mean, it didn't do anything, but it looked really cool!

That was excellent! I mean, it didn't do anything, but it looked really cool!

I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm...

I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm...

Let's blow some stuff up.

Let's blow some stuff up.