I reject your reality and substitute it for my own.

Quote by Adam Savage

Topics: Imagination Quotes, Reality Quotes

I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.

I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.

Firemen have the coolest toys ever!

Firemen have the coolest toys ever!

Failure is always an option.

Failure is always an option.

Jamie doesn't like to do anything hastily, and I like to do everything incredibly hastily....

Jamie doesn't like to do anything hastily, and I like to do everything incredibly hastily....

There is no dignity in television.

There is no dignity in television.

Bigger is always better.

Bigger is always better.

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

Jamie's gonna go take a break now, and i am going to continue the on-going...

Jamie's gonna go take a break now, and i am going to continue the on-going...

In the spirit of science, there really is no such thing as a failed experiment....

In the spirit of science, there really is no such thing as a failed experiment....

My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.

My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.

The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old...

The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old...

This is the point in the show where we say, Oh, what else do we...

This is the point in the show where we say, Oh, what else do we...

I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!

I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!

That was excellent! I mean, it didn't do anything, but it looked really cool!

That was excellent! I mean, it didn't do anything, but it looked really cool!

I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but...

I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but...

The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think...

The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think...

I would have to say that looked like it hurt.

I would have to say that looked like it hurt.