My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

Quote by Denis Leary

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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and...

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President...

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking...

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking...

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find...

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons...

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when...

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Will you still need me,will you still feed me..When I'm sixty-four?

Will you still need me,will you still feed me..When I'm sixty-four?

I guess he got into what we now call designer drugs.

I guess he got into what we now call designer drugs.