Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

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Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy,...

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy,...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the...

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the...

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass