Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

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I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

Its not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

Its not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see...

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see...

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

Hate crimes are the scariest thing in the world because these people really believe what...

Hate crimes are the scariest thing in the world because these people really believe what...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...