The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.

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In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time,...

In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time,...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I kill myself for my body

I kill myself for my body

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

Going hungry never bothered me it was having no clothes.

Going hungry never bothered me it was having no clothes.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

It's not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

It's not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...