Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

Quote by Johnny Depp

Topics: Johnny Depp Quotes

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't...

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't...

All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and...

All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

They stick you with those names, those labels -- 'rebel' or whatever; whatever they like...

They stick you with those names, those labels -- 'rebel' or whatever; whatever they like...

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres...

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres...

There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he...

There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he...