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Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
The want of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot...
A lie is an excuse guarded
I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where...
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Every dog must have his day.
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love...
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us...
Observation is an old man's memory.
We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.
He was a bold man that first eat on oyster.
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
When men grow virtuous in their old age, they are merely making a sacrifice to...
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition...
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally...
Don't set your wit against a child.
The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting...