There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have...
Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and...
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the...
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all...
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time,...
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not...
May you live all the days of your life.
As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
I have now lost my barrier between me and death; God grant I may live...
Observation is an old man's memory.
Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
Books, the children of the brain.
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound...
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.