Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS.

Quote by Carlton Turner

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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna...

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

Dave's not here man.

Dave's not here man.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my...

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my...

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But thats my...

I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But thats my...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

Permanent brain damage is one of the inevitable results of the use of marijuana.

Permanent brain damage is one of the inevitable results of the use of marijuana.

When does cpr become necrophilia?

When does cpr become necrophilia?