Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Quote by Julian Barnes

Topics: Sex Quotes

The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can...

The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can...

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or...

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or...

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Mystification is simple; clarity is the hardest thing of all.

Mystification is simple; clarity is the hardest thing of all.

The land of embarrassment and breakfast.

The land of embarrassment and breakfast.

Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are where things...

Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are where things...

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

People in love, it is well known, suffer extreme conceptual delusions, the most common of...

People in love, it is well known, suffer extreme conceptual delusions, the most common of...

I do not want a friend Who smiles when I smile Who weeps when I...

I do not want a friend Who smiles when I smile Who weeps when I...

When a person says only what others love to hear, he is largely liked; but...

When a person says only what others love to hear, he is largely liked; but...

Love, all alike, no season knows, nor clime, nor hours, days, months, which are the...

Love, all alike, no season knows, nor clime, nor hours, days, months, which are the...

Love is most nearly itself when here and now cease to matter.

Love is most nearly itself when here and now cease to matter.

Were the whole realm of nature mine, That were a present far too small: Love...

Were the whole realm of nature mine, That were a present far too small: Love...

There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a...

There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a...

The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge.

The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge.

Love is more afraid of change than destruction

Love is more afraid of change than destruction

Absence in love is like water on fire, a little quickens, but much extinguishes

Absence in love is like water on fire, a little quickens, but much extinguishes

Love lasts when the relationship comes first.

Love lasts when the relationship comes first.

It is impossible to love and to be wise.

It is impossible to love and to be wise.

Take my hand And lead me to salvation Take my love For love is everlasting...

Take my hand And lead me to salvation Take my love For love is everlasting...