Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show.

Quote by David Cort

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If you have someone that loves you...appreciate it because every since sex came easy, love...

If you have someone that loves you...appreciate it because every since sex came easy, love...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at...

Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at...

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as...

Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as...

The cosmos is interesting rather than perfect, and everything is not part of some greater...

The cosmos is interesting rather than perfect, and everything is not part of some greater...

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither