Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

Quote by Sid Waddell

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The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you...

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you...

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

There's only one word for that - magic darts!

There's only one word for that - magic darts!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.