Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
Quote by Shunryu Suzuki Roshi
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...
Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine
I will never give in to old age until I become old.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people...
Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my...
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind...
Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...
The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.