Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

Topics: Gambling Quotes

Love is the wild card of existence.

Love is the wild card of existence.

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.

Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

Morals are private. Decency is public.

Morals are private. Decency is public.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a...

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Writers will happen in the best of families

Writers will happen in the best of families

Writers will happen in the best of families.

Writers will happen in the best of families.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...