Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown

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Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize...

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay...

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

Humor comes from self-confidence.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for...

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must...

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must...

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in...

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there.

Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot...

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot...