Just recently up in Utah, some guy got 55 years for selling an ounce of pot to an undercover agent.

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The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records,...

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records,...

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something...

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something...

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in...

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in...

But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people...

But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people...

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can...

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can...

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the...

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the...

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of...

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of...

They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.

They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they...

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they...

And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke...

And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke...

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

I'm as clean as a whistle.

I'm as clean as a whistle.

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I...

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I...

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And...

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And...

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown...

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown...

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.