I'm as clean as a whistle.

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I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I...

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I...

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records,...

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records,...

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the...

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the...

Just recently up in Utah, some guy got 55 years for selling an ounce of...

Just recently up in Utah, some guy got 55 years for selling an ounce of...

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And...

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And...

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people...

But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people...

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they...

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they...

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in...

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in...

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown...

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown...

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of...

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of...

We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was...

We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was...

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something...

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something...

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can...

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can...

And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke...

And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke...