I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

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Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his...

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his...

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished,...

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished,...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number...

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number...

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.