Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

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Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number...

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the...

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the...

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished,...

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished,...

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.