Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

Quote by Richard Armour

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Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number...

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number...

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the...

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with...

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished,...

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished,...

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it...

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius

I never desire to converse with a man who has written more than he has...

I never desire to converse with a man who has written more than he has...

When a girl ends a conversation with, 'k bye' you can be certain you just...

When a girl ends a conversation with, 'k bye' you can be certain you just...