I've spent the better part of the last twenty-five years doing a lot of traveling.

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That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.

That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.

For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer.

For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer.

I mean, believe me, I'm not for censorship.

I mean, believe me, I'm not for censorship.

When they were small and my wife really had no other responsibilities, except taking care...

When they were small and my wife really had no other responsibilities, except taking care...

You learn that not all things fall into a certain kind of pattern that can...

You learn that not all things fall into a certain kind of pattern that can...

If at the end of the day, people look at it and say, oh, yeah,...

If at the end of the day, people look at it and say, oh, yeah,...

They put me in the drama class, and that's the path I've taken.

They put me in the drama class, and that's the path I've taken.

When I played Dean Martin, he was dead when we made the movie but there...

When I played Dean Martin, he was dead when we made the movie but there...

I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's...

I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's...

For the last thirty years in my career I never know what I'm doing next.

For the last thirty years in my career I never know what I'm doing next.

But we're still in somewhat a Puritanical society in a lot of ways.

But we're still in somewhat a Puritanical society in a lot of ways.

I reached that day that I always thought might happen, where I say to myself...

I reached that day that I always thought might happen, where I say to myself...

I'm in the wrong racket if I didn't want a public life.

I'm in the wrong racket if I didn't want a public life.

There are a lot of people who will come to me for advice or whatever.

There are a lot of people who will come to me for advice or whatever.

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that...

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that...

There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers.

There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers.

Dean Martin is one of my heroes.

Dean Martin is one of my heroes.

You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for...

You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for...

I'm a character actor so I've jumped around to all kinds of things.

I'm a character actor so I've jumped around to all kinds of things.

If you're going to believe in a God, then you also have to equally believe...

If you're going to believe in a God, then you also have to equally believe...