I think I will die laughing.

Quote by Jeanne Calment

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I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm...

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm...

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

Every age has its happiness and troubles.

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

He who hugs too much, hugs badly!

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight...

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight...

I didn't like mundane life.

I didn't like mundane life.

I'm not afraid of anything.

I'm not afraid of anything.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

I'd like to go to the Moon.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust...

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust...

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I wait for death and journalists.

I wait for death and journalists.

All babies are beautiful.

All babies are beautiful.