I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

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Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone...

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone...

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so...

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so...

Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can...

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can...