I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the next one.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen...
May you live every day of your life.
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their...
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any...
There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us...
Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
A lie is an excuse guarded
Don't set your wit against a child.
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where...
When men grow virtuous in their old age, they are merely making a sacrifice to...
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
May you live all the days of your life.
Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none...
Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with...
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.