I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the next one.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...
Books, the children of the brain.
Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter,...
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is...
Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived
I have now lost my barrier between me and death; God grant I may live...
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the...
Observation is an old man's memory.
Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with...
One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition...
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any...
May you live all the days of your life.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with...
It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house...