I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
Every dog must have his day.
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably...
Don't set your wit against a child.
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all...
As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
A lie is an excuse guarded
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not...
He was a bold man that first eat on oyster.
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others...
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the...