I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their...
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we...
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their...
It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house...
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not...
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
He was a bold man that first eat on oyster.
I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where...
The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting...
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it...
Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen...
Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.
The two foes of human happiness are pain and boredom