It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.

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There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is,...

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is,...

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to...

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a...

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a...

Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are...

Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are...

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate,...

Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate,...

The most important function of the university in an age of reason is to protect...

The most important function of the university in an age of reason is to protect...

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by...

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by...

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.

In school I was never the class clown, but more the class trapeze artist. I...

In school I was never the class clown, but more the class trapeze artist. I...

Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as...

Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as...