It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing.

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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the...

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the...

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard...

To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard...

I'll not be changing, but America will.

I'll not be changing, but America will.

No-one really feels self-confident deep down becuase it's an artifical idea. Really, people aren't that...

No-one really feels self-confident deep down becuase it's an artifical idea. Really, people aren't that...

Drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone...

Drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone...

I get fixated when I'm bleeding- I can see why they went in for blood-letting...

I get fixated when I'm bleeding- I can see why they went in for blood-letting...

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...

Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have...

Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have...

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our...

I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our...

People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.

People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.

Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek...

Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalized identities - 'this is how...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalized identities - 'this is how...

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and...

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...