I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

Quote by John Goodman

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This happens to be that the power of laughter and love would beat out the...

This happens to be that the power of laughter and love would beat out the...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated...

Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated...

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you...

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you...

TV is the best babysitter.

TV is the best babysitter.

I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking...

I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking...

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

That was all Rose, and Rose knew what she was doing. Her main thing was...

That was all Rose, and Rose knew what she was doing. Her main thing was...