It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited...
Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo
BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the...
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
Doubt is the father of invention.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
RIBROASTER, n. Censorious language by oneself concerning another. The word is of classical refinement, and...
Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to...
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is...
ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all...
Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line...