Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
Quote by Jimmy Buffett
To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.
It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that...
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...
If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals...
And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more...
Why dont we get drunk and screw?
My mother insisted that her children read.
And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you...
I sell escapism.
If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.
I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing...
If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just...
You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if...
Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.
There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't...
And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a...
I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.
People who think too much before they act don't act too much.