In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to...
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Intelligence has been commoner among American Presidents than high character.
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar
He (the businessman) is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes...
The formula of the argument is simple and familiar: to dispose of a problem all...
The only kind of freedom that the mob can imagine is freedom to annoy and...
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way...
Democratic man, as I have remarked, is quite unable to think of himself as a...
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.
Voting is simply a way of determining which side is the stronger without putting it...
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives
The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true....
Has the great art and mystery of politics no apparent utility? Does it appear to...
The smallest atom of truth represents some man's bitter toil and agony; for every ponderable...
I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are...
Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest
I only desire sincere relations with the worthiest of my acquaintance, that they may give...