In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

Quote by Henry Louis Mencken

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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar

Honor is simply the morality of superior men.

Honor is simply the morality of superior men.

It seems to me that a great university ought to have room in it for...

It seems to me that a great university ought to have room in it for...

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake...

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake...

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry...

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry...

They have taken the care and upbringing of children out of the hands of parents,...

They have taken the care and upbringing of children out of the hands of parents,...

The way for newspapers to meet the competition of radio and television is simply to...

The way for newspapers to meet the competition of radio and television is simply to...

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Science, at bottom, is really anti-intellectual. It always distrusts pure reason, and demands the production...

Science, at bottom, is really anti-intellectual. It always distrusts pure reason, and demands the production...

The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men...

The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men...

Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn't believe he is dead

Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn't believe he is dead

A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a...

A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a...

We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent...

We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent...

The surest way to get on in politics in America is to play the leading...

The surest way to get on in politics in America is to play the leading...

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were...

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were...

A celebrity is one who is known by many people he is glad he doesn't...

A celebrity is one who is known by many people he is glad he doesn't...

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter...

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter...

When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands

When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

What did that mean, to kiss? You put your face up like that to say...

What did that mean, to kiss? You put your face up like that to say...