Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia -...
During many a single week, I daresay, more money is spent in New York upon...
Good government is that which delivers the citizen from the risk of being done out...
Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop
Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their...
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would...
There are two kinds of music; German music and bad music.
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible...
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time
Democratic man, as I have remarked, is quite unable to think of himself as a...
To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a...
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous...
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote.
The best time to listen to a politician is when he's on a stump on...