We have too many actors for the jobs available.

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Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have...

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes,...

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about,...

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Museums, I love museums.

Museums, I love museums.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I...

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

Everyone town of 100,000 in the United States should have a Classical Theater supported by...

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...

And it's a crime because the great plays of history, going all the way back...