In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.

Quote by Mark Twain

Topics: Bigotry Quotes, Prayer Quotes

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other...

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other...

The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour...

The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour...

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless...

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless...

It is often the case that a man who cant tell a lie thinks he...

It is often the case that a man who cant tell a lie thinks he...

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest...

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest...

Falseness often lurks beneath fair hair.

Falseness often lurks beneath fair hair.

The greatest truth is honesty, and the greatest falsehood is dishonesty.

The greatest truth is honesty, and the greatest falsehood is dishonesty.

Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.

Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are...

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are...

Is it less dishonest to do what is wrong because it is not expressly prohibited...

Is it less dishonest to do what is wrong because it is not expressly prohibited...

If a dishonest creep wants to tap dance, give them the spotlight and a mirror.

If a dishonest creep wants to tap dance, give them the spotlight and a mirror.

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently...

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently...

The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie...

The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie...

This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide...

This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide...

I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character...

I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...