In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.

Quote by Mark Twain

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The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour...

The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour...

It is often the case that a man who cant tell a lie thinks he...

It is often the case that a man who cant tell a lie thinks he...

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless...

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless...

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other...

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other...

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my...

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my...

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she...

I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she...

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...