I'm terribly sorry, if I see one I shall inform you immediately.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat...

We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with...

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with...

Love is one of the hardest words to say and one of the easiest to...

Love is one of the hardest words to say and one of the easiest to...

It's fun to imagine what you could do with that kind of money. I could...

It's fun to imagine what you could do with that kind of money. I could...

Money is only a human invention. I get paid for my work, it's a system...

Money is only a human invention. I get paid for my work, it's a system...

The thing that differentiates man from animals is money.

The thing that differentiates man from animals is money.

When money speaks, the truth is silent

When money speaks, the truth is silent