I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't...

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

It's fun to imagine what you could do with that kind of money. I could...

It's fun to imagine what you could do with that kind of money. I could...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

Love is one of the hardest words to say and one of the easiest to...

Love is one of the hardest words to say and one of the easiest to...

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the...

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

How 'bout we make it three shillings and we forget the name.

How 'bout we make it three shillings and we forget the name.

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is...

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is...

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

My body is my journal,and my tattoos are my story.

My body is my journal,and my tattoos are my story.

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and...

All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a...

Someone asked someone who was about my age: How are you? The answer was, Fine....

Someone asked someone who was about my age: How are you? The answer was, Fine....

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

I'm not a morning person, but if I woke up every morning next to you,...

I'm not a morning person, but if I woke up every morning next to you,...

To a healthy, happy and peaceful New Year!

To a healthy, happy and peaceful New Year!