I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

Think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the...

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the...

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone...

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone...

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I think everybody's nuts.

I think everybody's nuts.

Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

Success is a journey...not a destination.

Success is a journey...not a destination.

A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its...

A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its...