I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

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I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's...

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's...

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

No man can eat fifty eggs.

No man can eat fifty eggs.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people,...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of...

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of...