I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

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It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

No man can eat fifty eggs.

No man can eat fifty eggs.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them...

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them...

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why...

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds...

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds...

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It...

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It...

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's...

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's...

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if...

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a...