I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't…

Quote by Adam Sandler

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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I...

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a...

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to...

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to...

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying...

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying...

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't...

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't...

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews....

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews....

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell...

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell...

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn...

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn...

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what...

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what...