I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

My only love sprung from my only hate.

My only love sprung from my only hate.

'While there is life, there's hope,' he cried; 'Then why such haste?' so groaned and...

'While there is life, there's hope,' he cried; 'Then why such haste?' so groaned and...