I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

You're never too old to become younger

You're never too old to become younger

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't...

When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't...

People talk about my image, like I come in two dimensions, like lipstick is a...

People talk about my image, like I come in two dimensions, like lipstick is a...