I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It's fun.

Quote by Alan Alda

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I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

It's not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get...

It's not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

It's really clear to me that you can't hang onto something longer than its time....

It's really clear to me that you can't hang onto something longer than its time....

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not...

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger....

I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger....

You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was...

You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was...

When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks...

When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks...

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you.

Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you.

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them...

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them...