I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It's fun.

Quote by Alan Alda

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It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to...

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to...

I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger....

I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger....

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks...

When does she do all this thinking? We're together all the time but she thinks...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be...

You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was...

You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not...

You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because...

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because...

I've never tried to manipulate my image.

I've never tried to manipulate my image.