My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must have shown signs of oddness before that.

Quote by Alan Alda

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It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because...

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after...

Almost everybody that's well-known gets tagged with a nickname.

Almost everybody that's well-known gets tagged with a nickname.

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something. I...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that...

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good,...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of...

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop...

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop...

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not...

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not...

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to...

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to...

I have no use for people who throw there weight around as celebrities, or for...

I have no use for people who throw there weight around as celebrities, or for...

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.