I may have a feather duster down my pants.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

My self-image it still isn't that alright. No matter how famous I am, no matter...

My self-image it still isn't that alright. No matter how famous I am, no matter...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

I think everybody's nuts.

I think everybody's nuts.

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

A woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have...

A woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have...

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

How 'bout we make it three shillings and we forget the name.

How 'bout we make it three shillings and we forget the name.

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat...

We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat...

Think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut...

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut...

They stick you with those names, those labels -- 'rebel' or whatever; whatever they like...

They stick you with those names, those labels -- 'rebel' or whatever; whatever they like...

People, when they first come to America, whether as travelers or settlers, become aware of...

People, when they first come to America, whether as travelers or settlers, become aware of...

Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school,...

Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school,...