I may have a feather duster down my pants.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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All that matters is the ending, it's the most important part of the story, and...

All that matters is the ending, it's the most important part of the story, and...

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

They stick you with those names, those labels -- 'rebel' or whatever; whatever they like...

They stick you with those names, those labels -- 'rebel' or whatever; whatever they like...

I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It...

I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but...

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but...

We always say 'I would kill for my family' or 'I would die for my...

We always say 'I would kill for my family' or 'I would die for my...

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if...

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

I'll never understand the animal, the machine of Hollywood business. And I don't want to...

I'll never understand the animal, the machine of Hollywood business. And I don't want to...

My body is my journal,and my tattoos are my story.

My body is my journal,and my tattoos are my story.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I...

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I...

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to...

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to...

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...