I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

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If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress...

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress...

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea," said Japhy. "Remember that book I told...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea,

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Violence is one of the most fun things to watch

Violence is one of the most fun things to watch