If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

Quote by Alan King

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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the...

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the...

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the...

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the...

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is...

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is...

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is...

I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never...

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

Marriage is the tomb of love

Marriage is the tomb of love

I dont think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

I dont think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a long event of perpetual change in which a man and a woman...

Marriage is a long event of perpetual change in which a man and a woman...

Its risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it...

Its risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it...

How could a man ever trust in a woman's judgment when he knows she chose...

How could a man ever trust in a woman's judgment when he knows she chose...