Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate...

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate...

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the...

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the...

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....

I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see...

I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see...

The lion is most handsome when looking for food

The lion is most handsome when looking for food

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill...

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill...

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some...

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some...

Even the worse of jobs has their pleasures, if I were a grave digger or...

Even the worse of jobs has their pleasures, if I were a grave digger or...

Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite,...

Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite,...