If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

Quote by Tallulah Bankhead

Topics: Tallulah Bankhead Quotes

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it...

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it...

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

Acting is a form of confusion.

Acting is a form of confusion.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without...

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.

They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have time

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have time

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told...

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told...

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...