If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

Quote by A J Liebling

Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.

Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster...

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster...

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society...

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society...

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society...

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society...

Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.

Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster...

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster...

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the...

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the...

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

The way to write is well, and how is your own business.

The way to write is well, and how is your own business.