An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

Quote by A J Liebling

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot...

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot...

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster...

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster...

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

The way to write is well, and how is your own business.

The way to write is well, and how is your own business.

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the...

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the...

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society...

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society...

Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.

Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.

Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.

Chicago seems a big city instead of merely a large place.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster...

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster...

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society...

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society...

The man who lets a leader prescribe his course is a wreck being towed to...

The man who lets a leader prescribe his course is a wreck being towed to...

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Nobody deserves this much money -- certainly not an actor.

Nobody deserves this much money -- certainly not an actor.

We are willing to spend the least amount of money to keep a kid at...

We are willing to spend the least amount of money to keep a kid at...

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves.

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves.

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around...

And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around...

The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money - then make...

The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money - then make...

There were also that said, We have borrowed money for the king's tribute, and that...

There were also that said, We have borrowed money for the king's tribute, and that...