If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

Topics: George Bernard Shaw Quotes

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.

Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.

The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may...

The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may...

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.

Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.

Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence...

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence...

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and...

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and...

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven...

Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven...

There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses.

There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses.

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by...

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by...

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it...

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it...

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to...

Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

A person with a hundred interests is twice as alive as one with only fifty...

A person with a hundred interests is twice as alive as one with only fifty...