If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less...

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less...

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced...

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced...

The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...

The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are...

The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are...

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Property is organized robbery.

Property is organized robbery.

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances....

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances....

A genius is a person who is seeing further and probing deeper than other people...

A genius is a person who is seeing further and probing deeper than other people...

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility...

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility...

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.

Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.

I want to be all used up when I die.

I want to be all used up when I die.

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by...

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by...

Friends are the people you laugh with, make fun of, and share your deepest thoughts...

Friends are the people you laugh with, make fun of, and share your deepest thoughts...

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...