If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.

Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who...

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who...

Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.

Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.

Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes

Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes

The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

General consultant to mankind.

General consultant to mankind.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries

The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

The conversion of Paul was no conversion at all; it was Paul who converted the...

The conversion of Paul was no conversion at all; it was Paul who converted the...

He who has never hoped can never despair

He who has never hoped can never despair

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his...

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his...

Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.

Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.